Hey man, if animals can do it, so can I! I’m a friggin human! King of the animals! Whatever they can do, I can do better. And if I can’t I drive them into extinction by turning their habitat into farms for McDonalds to prove how little of a shit I give. I am human, hear me roar.

You may ask, was it necessary I draw the falice faliss limp dick? Yes, yes it was. Because it’s part of how a race horse pees. Gratuitously.

I drew it on the way home from Waiheke. The fruit of which you’ll see borne over the next couple days.

Also I’d like to show off my moleskin. Finally found a use for that stamp of ours.