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Guys With Dogs Are Hot

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This is a verbatim conversation I had at work one day. It was an eye opening experience into the mind of the female psyche. But then again, I do agree. Babies do live too long.

The girls were discussing what a particular dog says about a particular guy, as if the canine is a external representative of the mans cuddlability and child¬†nurturing skills. But without actually any nurturing. No one want’s to raise someone else’s kid.

And those are my roundabout thoughts on New Zealand’s horrendously high child abuse statistics.

↓ Transcript
So you find guys with dogs attractive?

Heck Yeah!

What about guys with babies?

Babies live too long.