So I reached out to good old social media to name the tadpole in today’s comic. It took a while because everyone seemed to think tadpoles deserved ugly names but when I clarified the tadpole was to be sexy we got there. Ryan Scott, who’s comics you can find here, came up with Madison. He’d also like you to know that Scarlett is not a sexy name.
Also, this tadpole was named Ashleigh because a girl named Ashleigh once bullied my sister-in-law and I now have the power to turn her into a tadpole with puny legs.